So it's been a while...

How long has it been since I wrote on this site? Well, last time I was writing for it, the main driver of traffic was Myspace. I have been away way too long and I will now quickly answer the questions that no one is asking.

Why did you stop writing for the site?
At first, I missed a couple weeks in 2008 because my workload had grown out of control. This site was something I loved doing but for a while, I just didn't have time to do it. The longer I didn't write, the more I told myself I couldn't go back to it. Eventually weeks turned into seasons.

Why are you back writing it?
Because Jeff Ireland would not let me rest! There is some anger that can only be expressed with crude jokes and a child's knowledge of Photoshop.

Ok. So with that out of the way, I welcome you to the new site. I have also reposted most of the material from the old site if you are itching for some Cleo Lemon jokes.